And how do you spell satire? I spell it: B - E - T - T - Y (space) B - O - W - E - R - S.
This is simply cutting edge and relevant humor that anyone who still believes in the Constitution would find, if not hilarious, at least worthy of protecting.
Under the Ministries link we have America's Best Christian sponsoring the following:
B.A.S.H. = Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals (ex-gay ministry)
B.L.A.M.E. = Baptist Ladies Against Media Entertainers
T.R.A.S.H. = Traditional-families Raging Against Sluts & Homos
B.I.T.C.H. = Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers
P.R.U.D.E.S. = Patriotic Republicans Unciously Dressing Erotic Statues
And, of course, her latest endeavor: Mrs. Betty Bowers Christian Crack Whore Ministry.
O, mon cher, the next time you need a "tickle box repair" seek a higher power. Place your happiness in the generous arms of Mrs. Betty Bowers: AMERICA'S BEST CHRISTIAN!
Remember, that's www.bettybowers.com Opportunities (to LAUGH) are standing by.....
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