Ten Questions Linguists and Logicians Like to Ponder:
1) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
2) Why is it called "tourist season" if we can't shoot at them?
3) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
4) If you ate both pasta AND antipasto, would you still be hungry?
5) When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to talk?
6) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might attempt to clean them?
7) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8) If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
9) When a deaf child swears, does his or her mother wash his or her hands with soap?
10) When someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him- or herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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