Ricky Wins A Toaster!

So Latin Pop Star finally decides to tell the world that he's gay. What to say?

Congratu- lations! Just to be real and even possibly lame. Like who really cares?

The tabloids have pegged this for nearly a decade, so how is this really news? A terrible sexy, masculine man prefers to fuck other men? Get over it girls! A gay man who is also a great guy, is a great father? Where's the contradiction? And more importantly, where's the story?

Ricky, may the sun shine upon you even more brightly, and may all the rest of your life just be as wonderful as it is.