Romeo's Photo Shoot!

ROMEO:  I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille.

ME: Okay...

 ME: Look Left: you're worried, you're pensive, you can't remember where you buried your bone!

 ME: Look Right: you're curious, you're alert, you're ready for action--squirrels be damned!

ME: Look Up!  You're an angel, you're perfection, you're fans adore you!

ROMEO: Are done yet?