Modern Family Moment #01

CAMERON: While the spray-tanned starlet claims to be six months sober, sources down under say, she has been bar-hopping like a coked-up kangaroo.
MITCHELL: Aaah... What's daddy reading to you?
CAMERON: If I have to read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" one more time I will snap.
MITCHELL: Oh, it's not that bad....
CAMERON: I will SNAP!!!