December Diamonds: The Mermen

 The company is called December Diamonds and I stumbled upon them innocently enough, but I just couldn't break their spell.  They are so fucking gay kitsch through and through and like some siren's call I was smitten.  On December 28th the first five arrived.  And they have names, of course!

 Meet Spark and Cajun.

Here is Tattoo, Scotch, and Aquarius!

Then on Monday, Special Delivery joined the quintet.

And today, Bruce arrived.  A hair stylist named, Bruce?  It's gotta be an homage to the play "Steel Magnolias", right?